Wednesday, September 01, 2004

What kind of a restaurant runs out of chicken?

A Friendly's that's what. I went to Friendly's all prepared to order up a chicken strips basket and the waitress tells me:
Waitress: "We're all out of chicken."

And my response is:
"You're kidding me!"

Waitress: "No I'm sorry."

Me: "You have no chicken whatsoever?"

Waitress: "I don't believe so."

Me: "Well then go out there and slaughter me one, bitch!"

OK I didn't say that but Friendly's menu consists of 70% of items with chicken. What the hell? So I went to Applebees and had their chicken.

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