Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Easy open cap my ass

So I have this nice unopened bottle of delicious Ocean Spray White Cran-strawberry juice sitting next to me. But if it is so delicious, why is it unopened? Why don't I open it and drink its delicious goodness. Well, let me give you an answer. I can't. Right now I am taking a break from the strenous tortue my hands are going through trying to open this bottle. The ironic thing is- right on the bottle it says "NEW! Easy open cap!" Easy open cap my ass. Oh juice, how I want to feel your juicy goodness inside of me. Alas, I cannot. You are too tough- surrender now fair juice! Please?


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Christmas Quote #2
"It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter." - Karen (Will and Grace)

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