Wednesday, December 08, 2004

1:05 AM

1:05 AM, Wednesday Morning, Berkshire Towers B

Patrick decides it is time for the bathroom. He has just finished watching the final episode of The Golden Girls on Lifetime, during which he holds in his waste in order to not miss anything. As soon as it is over, he runs to the potty to relieve himself. Ahhh, a sigh of relief. Alas, comfor----wait, what is that noise? No. NO! Not....THE FIRE ALARM! No! Not now! I'm shitting! No! Damnit! Quick, wipe yourself. No time to lose. Runs out of bathroom, leaving his bathroom bag behind and everything. Runs to room, grabs jacket and winter hat and makes break for the door. Excellent. Avoided fire at the littlest bit of inconvience.


1:18 AM, Still Wednesday Morning, Berkshire Towers B

Flushes the toliet.



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