Tuesday, February 15, 2005

The Joy of Pop Rocks

I tend to let my garbage overflow. It takes a lot for me to empty it. See I have a really small garbage container and I, as a person, tend to produce a lot of garbage. Between my two water bottles a day, usually a Jello container, bowls for my cereal, and of course, the never ending supply of dirty Kleenex that comes from my never ending cold. (Which reminds me- if at any time you're in need of some dirty Kleenex, come find me. I have tons.)

Anyways, I finally finished off my box of Rice Krispies that I've had since before winter break this morning for breakfast. You may think this would be gross, but wise up people, it's freakin' cereal. It takes a long time for it to go bad. Anyways, so I had an empty box of Rice Krispies lying next to my overflowing garbage can. It was at this point I finally decided I needed to empty my garbage and all the garbage on the floor around my garbage. So I did. And upon taking out the bag from the Rice Krispies cereal box I discovered POP ROCKS! Oh joy of joys! POP ROCKS! I haven't seen this in ages. Quickly I tore up the box and disposed of it down the trash chute. Into my room I ran, excited as all hell, because in my hand I had a package of POP ROCKS! I quickly opened the package, my hands shaking with excitement. Joy! I love POP ROCKS! (And I love "joy" as well.)

As I opened the package, two more bags of POP ROCKS! fell out. Let me tell you, I nearly shit my pants. OK, I did. Just a little bit. But don't tell anybody. After running to the toliet to wipe my ass, I ran back to the room and devoured one bag of POP ROCKS! immediately. Joy! (Again, more joy. I'm a joyful person!) The POP ROCKS! exploded all over my mouth. They found their way into every crevice and nook of my mouth. Under my tongue, between my teeth, all over my gums. Exploding and sending shockwaves of joy and happiness throughout my body. I smiled and opened my mouth to hear what the sound of the POP ROCKS! popping in medley of popping noises.

I couldn't help but laugh. It really made me quite happy. I'm still beaming with the thought of all those POP ROCKS! popping and tickling my tongue. I saved my other two packages for a time down the road when I am feeling depressed. And when that time comes, I know I can count on my POP ROCKS! to make me happy again.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Lo Lo said...

omg pat! that is the funniest thing i have ever like read!!! lol and you shat yourself with excitement which is awesome!! haha sounds nasty but its awesome! i didnt even realize that i could have a comment so i just shat myself with excitement also!! hehe YAY for shit...jk ewwwwy lol

February 15, 2005 at 8:31 PM  

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